I'm not sure of your age, but I would assume somewhere in the 55-60 range. Probably someone who has seen Alabama exude its dominance over the college football realm throughout your life. That school has tons of championships, way more than you and I will ever see for our beloved Auburn Tigers, but we are working to get a coach in here that can win us more than one every 50+ years. I can assure you my staff and I are working at a rapid rate to make the right decisions.
I am sorely disappointed in your anger and rage over Alabama and the stronghold that they have on winning. Join me on Saturday as we (hopefully) celebrate a moral victory if we can keep it within 34 points, and join me again as we boycott the SEC Championship that Bama will win (do they have 30 SECC yet?) and their 15th National Championship. It truly burns my rear to see them dominating us in every fashion, but we will always be Auburn University! War Damned Eagle, my friend.
Sincerely, G. Jay Gogue President, Auburn University
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Look, pal, I am the president of a fine university. I graduated from Auburn with two degrees, in 1969 and 1971. I also have a PhD from Michigan State. I probably have more education in my wine-drinking, glass-raised pinky than you do in your whole brain. And judging from your sentence structure, you definitely had trouble with your own "education" it seems.
It just burns me up that our people get so jealous of our big brothers in Tuscaloosa, and I was simply trying to calm down the guy that's probably the most jealous in our whole fanbase.
Best, G. Jay Gogue President, Auburn University
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You're way off on my age...but I'm so glad I've gotten your attention =)...I'm much younger than you guessed...I'm definitely a history buff tho...I hadn't even been born when you guys were running around in white sheets and standing in doorways/etc...but I have read a effin' book or two in my time (maybe you and your ass-clown UAT friends should give that a try eh?)
My guess is none of you will even crack a book...instead you will continue to be my pupils and learn from the many ASS WHIPPIN'S I will pass out on this board.
WDE
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Originally posted by Dragonz Lair:
You're way off on my age...but I'm so glad I've gotten your attention =)...I'm much younger than you guessed...I'm definitely a history buff tho...I hadn't even been born when you guys were running around in white sheets and standing in doorways/etc...but I have read a effin' book or two in my time (maybe you and your ass-clown UAT friends should give that a try eh?)
My guess is none of you will even crack a book...instead you will continue to be my pupils and learn from the many ASS WHIPPIN'S I will pass out on this board.
WDE
You need to show the President of Auburn University more respect.
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Originally posted by Dragonz Lair:
You're way off on my age...but I'm so glad I've gotten your attention =)...I'm much younger than you guessed...I'm definitely a history buff tho...I hadn't even been born when you guys were running around in white sheets and standing in doorways/etc...but I have read a effin' book or two in my time (maybe you and your ass-clown UAT friends should give that a try eh?)
My guess is none of you will even crack a book...instead you will continue to be my pupils and learn from the many ASS WHIPPIN'S I will pass out on this board.
WDE
Mr. Lair,
I have stood in as many doorways as many times as you have, I would guess. I'm not sure to what you are referencing, but standing in a doorway doesn't seem like something that would be very productive. I have worn a white sheet a couple of times, but that was to toga parties and whatnot when I was a Sigma Chi at Auburn. I hope you were able to experience the life of a fraternity, but judging from your posts, you seem like a homebody that probably plays Playstation 3 and wears a headset to discuss your attacks with your Call of Duty buddies. I'm not judging you because, as an Auburn man, I don't judge people, but you should probably get out more and find ways to blow off some that jealousy you have for the mighty warriors in Tuscaloosa.
I would like to offer some advice since I am exponentially wiser than you and have three degrees to your zero, whilst also having attended Auburn and you're a sidewalk fan: We will most likely have our tails handed to us this weekend. Alabama is better than Auburn at every single position and every single coaching position. You will probably curse out your wife and children in a loud tone, and you will probably kick your dog in the ribs. I want you to know that, as the President of Auburn University, your family's psyche and your dog's ribs will be back in a safe place next year. We will win 4 or 5 games, and we will show marked improvement in all facets. I beg of you to remember this tomorrow while you're drinking your whiskey and slapping your kids in the face.
This nightmare will end soon. And we will forever be Auburn University.
Regards, G. Jay Gogue President, Auburn University
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I would have guessed teenager to early 20's, TOPS.
By a book or two, one must assume he's counting those that pop up.
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